merapu meraban pt 2 (macam ketam ajar anak berjalan)

saye pon x sure kenapa saye banyak bercakap ngan hmm...okay, douche... i have to admit that i knew them, we're 'friend' once and the more i regret that is i owe something from them (not money but they kindda help me).
after a wired incident with one of my frenemy this morning, (owh, actually i almost forget about that until i read back my last entry today) i went to exam hall like it never happen... lepas abes exam n saye balik bilik, saye online la ngan sorang kawan saye ni..beliau dikatakan baik jugak la time kat skolah dulu...kesayangan ustazah and beliau skunk kat u mane tah (lupe nak tanya td cz dah annoyed sangat dah)... so ni antara perbualan kami

"atul amek kos ape skunk?"
"physics electronic..."(sebelum tu she kept bragging bout herself sampai nak jawab soklan dia pon jadik malas ni)
"owh, so atul ambik english or ape2 subjek foreign language lagi x?
"nope...muet x lepas...kenapa?"
"owh kita amek bahasa arab"
"okay....."
"nak taw tak, kat klas kita 2 ada la sorang minah ni, bertudung, sopan je...  tapi nak taw x, jawi pun dia x taw baca...hahahahaha"
"kata amek arab? apa kaitan ngan jawi lak?" (mmng soklan bodoh aku tanya)
"owh, lecturer kitorang ni tulis jawi even bahasa melayu skalipon"
"okay..."
"ye la cuba fikir, tak reti baca jawi...klu baca x reti tulis ape lagi...Islam ke tak tu?"
"huh?"
"ape yang huh?"
"xde pape...nak out la...ade presentation nxt week...kita citer len ye...da...salam..."

so aku trus sign out then. yang jadik persoalan kat sini, adekah patut status agama seorang tu ditentukan dengan kebolehan baca jawi...saye mengaku yang saye pon x perfect bila baca n tulis jawi..mesti sangkut2 punya...jadi adekah saya perlu pertikaikan status agama saya dalam IC? ntah la...saye bukan la alim ulamak yang master bab hukum bagai ni...saya manusia yang banyak khilaf jugak ...seingat saya, kalau orang tu memang terang2 memang macam orang Islam and kita pertikaikan agama dia berdosa tu...simple equation la dear...bukan time dependent Schrodinger equation pon...x taw la ade fatwa baru yang saye terlepas tapi as far as i remember, soal akidah bukan soal celah gigi...mana boleh suka2 jatuhkan hukum and i know that she is much better than me in this religion thingy way tapi dear simple thing, awak bercakap belakang dia macam tu kira MENGUMPAT taw...and as i mention b4, saya bukan la alim ulama tapi sume rang taw dosa mengumpat lebih besar dari membunuh...

and there's another incident, saya tak taw la ade ke hukum macam ni tapi bukan menegur benda tak baik tu wajib ke...amar makruf nahi mungkar... okay b4 i said anything, yes..saye pernah dye rambut saye n u can see the colour until now....nak dijadikan citer saye pegi Watson ngan member saye n one of the thing yang saye suka sngt tgok is hair dye (bukan nak bli pon) and kawan saya goes like this

"atul taw tak warna rambut berdosa?"
"taw.."
"abes tu yang atul tengok mende tu macam nak beli tu kenapa? atul kan dah warna rambut?? kira dah mengubah kejadian Allah..taw x menda tu dosa?"
"taw..ye la..atul dah tak buat la..tengok pon tak boleh ke?"

saye pon trus la kua dari kedai 2 n duduk tunggu kat lua...selang beberapa minit, kawan saye (a & b) start bercerita pasal how much they missed jalan2 ngan boyfriend masing2 (owh btw conversation kat Watson 2 between a n me

b: tengok couple 2...sweetnye..

a: rindunya kalau dapat jalan ngan cik abang..rasa save je time dia genggam tangan kita...peluk bahu kita..

b: ye la...ni kita jalan sume ngan perempuan...xde yang menariknye...nak pegang n peluk orang ingat les plak

me: ape masalahnya...?

a: ni mesti kes xde bf ni..hahahha!!! rasenye best x klu kita jalan ngan bf kita dia pegang tangan kita...romantic giler!!!

me: bukan klu pegang tangan bukan muhrim tu cam pegang besi panas kat neraka ke?? certain orang kata lagi elok pegang b@*!

b: ish atul ni!! closed minded tol!!!

a: atul, klu nak taw, orang yang dah tak taw hukum hakam x layak tegur orang..atul sendiri warna rambut...napa x nampak plak dosa tu? dosa kitorg atul nmpak plak?

saye malas nk sambung conversation 2...nnt gaduh, putus silaturrahim...dosa len pulak saye dapat n one day:

a: jom, teman kitorang g salon!!
me: wat pe?
b: kitorang nak rebonding rambut...
a: jom la...atul pon join la kitorg...
b: tapi rambut atul dah lurus...cuba curlkan la pulak
me: tapi klu buat menda tu sama cam mengubah kejadian jugak ke? x dosa pulak?
a: err... tah la...tapi x permanent...rasanya boleh kot?? atul nak buat x nak??
me: x mau la..membazir je

so...daripada citer kat atas ni saya pon x taw nk simpulkn apa...saya bukanla baik macam malaikat tapi takde la saye ni prangai cam iblis jugak..average la coz saya human...tapi kalau sorang 2 dah wat satu kesalahan..adekah dia x layak betulkn kesalahan org lain???

 

 

merapu meraban (alKissaH fRenEMy)

btw b4 anything, my dad come to visit last night and i'm glad we r having father-daughter conversation in a very good way...we even share a laugh together....=D
i juz hung up the phone. i talk to my old "frenemie". well i never consider her my full enemy (ade ke phrase ni) coz i think she juz need attention sometimes and talking bad about me is one of the way to ever talk to someone.

last time before this, kami ada bercakap jugak but the talking goes quite wrong. i dunno why tp from what i heard from friends, she hates me with all of her guts. now it's like 8 years i dont even know if she still have that flame...SO! back 2 the the last conversation b4 our realy last conversation tadi,, she need my help (since no one around) to help her load all her stuff inside her parents car and and it goes kindda like this
time 2 otw g kat kereta parent's dia

"so, u will come back here" saye tanye
"maybe yes, probably not... lgpon i am nobdy here..x mcm ko, "
"ape lak? c'mon..everybody here like one big piece of puzzle, sumer penting, semua is somebody..xde nobody"
"u think? then y asal looser part sume aku n klu d compare u r nothing but a rubbish!"
"okay, what was that? and y am i a rubbish?"
"let's talk bout ur result and mine..whose better? whose prettier? okay juz becoz u belive n have confident doesnt make u the prettiest one!"
"huh?"
"face it..all u did all these years is just to draw attention... macam mana or x kenal ko lu time klas je sume ko nak participate...mencapap je keje!! nyway thanks je la cz tolong aku!!"

and that was that, she get into the car and then her parent's drove her away and that was like ages ago..
and a few hours ago she called me again. i dun even know where she got my number since my number kept changing since then... so the talk goes kindda like this:

"atul?"
"yes..saye"
"it's me.."
"me who?"
"aku la.. *!***... xkan dah lupe kot??"
"hmm...sorry, my memory really lousy when remembering ppl..u gotta refreshing my memory more.."
"okay, u r my rumate, and i once help u with trigonometri time  ko mmg leagaly blind pasal 2"
"eerrr...huh?"
"okay, last time ko tolong aku angkat barang aku dalam keta..ko ade puji keta bapak aku... bapak aku pakai honda accord kaler biru gelap...ingat x?"
"ooo..ingat2" (actually aku still x ingat g =P)
"so where r u nw?"
"UMS, ko?"
"ape ko wat kat sana? teman husband?"
"aku blom kawen la...study la beb..ko kat mane"(tanya cam dah ingat 100% je)
"ko still study? i tought u ended kat mana2 kedai makan jadik tukang ambik oder o cashier"
"WTF! pe masaklah ko ni sbnrnya"
"xde pape la...bila ko nk balik sini? nak jemput ko ke kenduri tahlil arwah abang ipar aku"
"hmm..x sure...bila la tarikh kejadian?"
"19 aribln 5..khamis mlm jumaat..ko tw kan umah aku?? "
"klu aku sesat aku kol ko...tapi cam taw..aku mybe bwk mmber.."
"x perlu show off la klu nk bwk laki...aku dh bertunang pn"
"insyALLAH klu x de aral, aku n kawan PEREMPUAN aku datang...aku ada paper final jap g.. pape killer g..so need 2 go ye...Assalamualaikum"

malas nk layan org syok sendiri cam 2 but kindda pelik plak y she invite me... nak show off ke?? from what i heard dia x penah sambung blaja pas spm walopn she claimed she is smarter than me tp bak kata lecturer matrik KMPk dulu.."bersangka baik" hahaha...nyhow saye pon x tw kn saye tulis mende ni..hehehehe...

i'm human...there's some stuff i got to do!!!

okay...some like might see the title above is kindda wired and some who know me will believe it's a quote from somewhere...okay..it's a quotes from Supernatural (S05E04:The End) and it goes kindda like this

Dean: Whoa! Whoa! No no c'mon man! I just drove 16 hour straight okay??! I'm human...there's stuff i gotta do!
Castiel: What stuff??
Dean: Eat, for example and this case sleep. I just need 4 hour once in a while okay?
Castiel: Yes!

and why there is any heavy-duty insane i quote one of my fav character on tv is bcz i am really a HUMAN BEING!! imma sick of ppl say

"tak payah la tido ari ni..macam mane ko tak besar camtu??"


"ala..puasa la.. tak payah makan..bagi chance kat orang lain pulak isi dorg punya perut tu...kira halal la...sedekah kat orang kurus cam kitorang... orang gemuk kalau makan makin gemuk!!!"


"ko tido??? macam mana badan tak bab???"


"ko makan ke? adoi... makin bertambah la bilangan manusia "chumel" and kurang la sumber makanan kat muka bumi ni"

okay...btw bukan sumer mende ni dicakap sebijik macam kat atas...tapi stereotype manusia (bukan semua) yang slalu anggap manusia berbadan comel cam saya ni tak layak buat pape...paling kejam?? siap dicakap lagik camni..

 "dia lulus exam?? cikgu dia kesian kot takut klu fail nanti makan pil kurus sampai mati pulak!!"


"pakai bomoh la tu...impossible la dia dapat jawab semua tu...otak dia bukan tepu dengan ilmu tapi lemak!!"

HELLO!!!! sorry ye..how do i put this?? i'm not stupid ok?? and btw i'm not so pathetic la  bro sampai nak telan pil kurus juz sbb x lulus exam!! and BOMOH??? Really?? wei!! agak la dol, klu saye guna bomoh, i dont really have to through all the exam and so on la... pray a bit to something not-i'm-suppose-to and burn some ashes and create this supernatural crap outta thin air and VOILLA!! i am a nobel prize winner!! seriously, do u mind using a little bit upstairs brain to think? or at least just think??
and worse???


"orang mok macam korang ni la yang kurangkan oksigen kat tempat awam,"


 "going out with orang cam korang ni is consider social suicide,"


"how come u can go out with the face and body like this?? not to mention, ur fugliness kill the scene"

okay!! what was that?? how do i put this?? i am human!! i cant alter myself!!! alright..i am not as smokin hot like them

tp i dunno it just me or they put on some freakin make-up and yeah they got this body-that-is-worth-killing-for but okay i love to be me...i mean...at least i am not some plastic bimbo who desperate enough to show everyone i am Miss World in the making...

okay...plastic bimbo?? okay i know sounds mean but hey!! at least i am not pathetic like them...queen bee and cheerleader is really not my thing but okay i have to admit i've put on some make-up too when i wanna go out but it just for me okaay!!! i am me in every which way...owh and the fugliness part?? that is so selfish!!! unless u are a lesbian who love to see pretty girls everywhere or desperate i'm-not-gonna-stay-20-forever who went to hot guys convention center and i'm standing out the most coz i'm overSHADOW u or u are just some i-know-ppl-think-i'm-smokin-hot guy who went to playboy mension then u can say i kill the scene with my fugliness...

owh actually, the 1st statement about eat n sleep, as i mention on the title above la...i'm human...there's some stuff i got to do!!!

or Dean said it for me...i am not freakin angel which is perfect everything so there some stuff i need to take care of la lalink...and kalau la saye ni jenis x reti bersyukur...dah lama i wish i'd be in tv land and become shapeshifter macam citer Supernatural... i can be whoever i wanna be...Angelina Jolie? Megan Fox? Charlize Theron? Emma Watson? juz name it n klu saye boring jadik gurl i juz change myself to be Tom Cruise ke, Brad Pitt ke or paling tak faymes sangat tapi saye suka Jensen Ackles!! ^^

But i think Lady Gaga is right in her song "Born This Way"

"I'm beautiful in my way
'Cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track baby
I was born this way
Don't hide yourself in regret
Just love yourself and you're set
I'm on the right track baby
I was born this way"




okay...maybe she is kindda wired all the way tp lirik lagu kat atas ni actually made me proud of myself and btw to others yang nak jadi mean cheerleader or "prom queen" saye rase juz burn down je la hajat tu...bukan apa..being mean actualy bukanla a good way to express ur beauty... seriously... i believe this:

"you cannot satisfy everyone by looking at u-know-u look-perfect look coz nobody is perfect. Not to mention, the beauty is belong to the eye of beholder"


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My Favorite Supernatural’s Quotes (Season 1)

Okay, it is obviously about my all the time favorite drama series… the story about two brother  (Dean and Sam Winchester) who rose by their obsessed father (John Winchester) to kill the supernatural thing that killed their mother.

That’s about quite what the series is all about but actually I wanna share my favorite quotes in this series for season 1:

1.       S01E01 (Pilot)

Dean: House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music; shotgun shuts his cake hole.

Officer: So, fake U.S. Marshall. Fake credit cards. You got anything that's real?

Dean: My boobs

Dean: We talking, like, misdemeanor kind of trouble? Or, uh... "squeal like a pig" kind of trouble

2.    S01E02 (Wendigo)

Dean: Uh huh. What kind of furry critters do you hunt?

Roy: Mostly buck, sometimes bear.

Dean: Tell me, Bambi or Yogi ever hunt you back

Haley: And you're hiking out in biker boots and jeans? 

Dean: Oh sweetheart, I don't do shorts

3.    S01E03 (Dead in the Water) 

Sam: “Kids are the best”? You don't even like kids.

Dean: I love kids.

Sam: Name three children that you even know. (Dean thinks and Sam begins to walk away. Dean scratches his head)

Dean: I'm thinking!

Dean: Alright, if you're gonna be talking now, this is a very important phrase, so I want you to repeat it one more time.

Lucas: Zeppelin rules!

4.    S01E04 (Phantom Traveler) 

(Dean is being fidgety on the plane)

Sam: Just try to relax.

Dean: (through clenched teeth) Just try to shut up! 

Dean: Man. I look like on of the Blues Brothers!

Sam: No, you don't. You look more like a seventh grader at his first dance.

Dean: (looks himself up and down) I hate this thing

5.    S01E05 (Bloody Mary)

Sam: Hey, night vision?

Dean (puts the digital camera's night vision on for Sam)

Sam (night vision is on and Sam sees Dean's face on the screen)

Dean: Do I look like Paris Hilton?

6.    S01E06 (Skin)

Sam: Yeah, it's me. He went to Becca's house... Looking like you.

Dean: Well, he's not stupid, he picked the handsome one

(After watching a news update of the shapehiter's appearance as himself on TV) 

Dean: Man! That's not even a good picture!

Sam: It's good enough.

Dean: But first I want to find that handsome devil and kick the holy crap out him.

7.    S01E07 (Hookman)

(at a frat party)

Dean: Man, you've been holding out on me, this college thing is awesome!

Sam: This wasn't really my experience.

Dean: Let me guess - libraries, studying, straight A's.

(Sam nods)

Dean: What a geek

Dean: (Dean falls on top of Sam as they sneak through a half-open window) Oh, sorry!

Sam: Be quiet.

Dean: Me be quiet? You be quiet.

Dean: Your, uh, half-caff double vanilla latte's getting cold over here, Francis.

Sam: Bite me

8.  S01E08 (Bugs)

Dean: (after winning at gambling) Work, work work. No time to spend my money

Real Estate Agent: We accept home owners of all race, religion, color, or... sexual orientation.

Dean: Right. Um, I'm going to go talk to Larry. Okay, Honey? (smacks Sam on the butt)

9.    S01E09 (Home)

Sam: I have these nightmares.

Dean: I've noticed.

Sam: And sometimes they come true.

Dean: Come again?

Missouri: Boy, you put your foot on my coffee table, I'm going to whack you with a spoon.

Dean: I didn't do anything.

Missouri: You were thinking about it.

10.    S01E10 (Asylum)

Dean: Hey, I gotta question for ya. You seen a lot of horror movies, yeah?

Kat: Yeah, I guess so.

Dean: Do me a favour. Next time you see one, pay attention. When someone says a place is haunted, don't go in.

Dean: Sam, put the gun down

Sam (possessed): Is that an order?

Dean: No, just a friendly request.

11.    S01E11 (Scarecrow)

Dean:(To scarecrow) Dude, your fugly.

Dean: Actually, I'm on my way to the local community college. I got an appointment with a professor... you know, since I don't have my trusty sidekick geek boy to do all the research

Dean: You know, my brother could give you this puppy dog look and you'd just buy right into it

Dean: How'd you get here?

Sam: I stole a car.

Dean: (chuckling) That's my boy!

12.    S01E12 (Faith)

Dean: That fabric softener teddy bear. Oooh! I'm gonna hunt that little b*tch down.

Dean: Hey, you better take care of that car or I swear I'll haunt your ass.

Sam: I don't think that's funny

Dean: I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.  

Officer: Hey, next time we see you come back here, we'll put the fear of God in you.

Dean: Yeah. Fear of God. Got it.

13.    S01E13 (Route 666)

Sam: You mean you dated someone? For more than one night?

Dean: Am I speaking in a language you're not getting here?

Sam: By an old friend, you mean...

Dean: A friend that's not new.

Sam: Yeah, thanks.

Sam: (over a cellphone) Where are you?

Dean: I'm in the middle of nowhere with a killer truck on my ass!

Sam: So burning the body had no effect on that thing?

Dean: Sure it did – now it’s really pissed

14.    S01E14 (Nightmare) 

Dean: Our family's not cursed… we've just had our dark spots.

Sam: (chuckles) Our dark spots are pretty dark.

Dean: You're... dark..

Dean: Of course, after all, we are all God's children. 

[Alice walks off, Dean crams an hors d'oeuvre in his mouth; Sam makes an exasperated sound] 

Dean: What? 

Sam: Just, tone it down a little bit? "Father"?

15.    S01E15 (The Benders) 

Pa Bender: Tell me, any other cops gonna come lookin' for you?

Dean: Eat me. Oh no no no wait wait wait, you actually might.

Deputy Kathleen: So you know his brother Dean Winchester died in St. Louis and was suspected of murder?

Dean: Yeah, Dean, kinda the black sheep of the family. Handsome, though.

Sam: So you got sidelined by a 13-year old girl?

Dean: Shut up.

Sam: I'm just saying, getting a little rusty there aren't you, kiddo?

Dean: Well, I'll say it again. Demons I get. People are crazy

16.    S01E16 (Shadow)

Dean: Dude, I'm a professional. I'm offended that you would think that (smiles and chuckles as he displays a napkin with her phone number) ... All right.

Sam: You mind doing a little thinking with your upstairs brain, Dean?

Dean: Hey, Sam…?

Sam: Hmm?

Dean: Next time you want to get laid… find a girl that's not so buckets of crazy, huh?

17.    S01E17 (Hell House) 

Dean: What's the matter, Sammy? You afraid you gonna get a little Nair in your shampoo again, huh?

Sam: All right. Just remember you started it.

Dean: Oh, bring it on, baldy

Dean: I thought the legend said that Mordecai only goes after chicks.

Sam: It does.

Dean: Alright, well I mean that explains why it went after you, but why me?

Sam: Hilarious.

Sam: Haha very funny.

Dean: (laughs) Sorry, not a lot of scenery here in East Texas, kinda got to make your own.

18.    S01E18 (Something Wicked) 

Sam: Dude, dude, I'm not using this ID!

Dean: Why not?

Sam: Because it says "bikini inspector" on it!

19.    S01E19 (Provenance) 

Daniel: Can I help you gentlemen?

Dean: I'd like some champagne please.

Sam: (to Dean, shocked) He's not a waiter.

  

Sam: I don't understand, Dean. We burned the damn thing.

Dean: Yeah, thank you, Captain Obvious.

Dean: Sam, marry that girl.

Dean: I'll go wait in the car. See you, Sarah (reluctant to leave... but slowly walks off, muttering) I'm the one who burned the doll and destroyed the spirit, but don't thank me or anything.

20.    S01E20 (Dead Man’s Blood) 

Dean: Vampires! Gets funnier every time I hear it.

21.    S01E21 (Salvation) 

John: Alright, something like this starts happening to your brother, you pick up the phone and you call me.

Dean: Call you! Are you kidding me? (crosses towards John) Dad, I called you from Lawrence, alright. Sam called you when I was dying. I mean, getting you on the phone - I've got a better chance of winning the lottery.

Meg: John, you made it. Too bad, really, I was hoping to kill more of your friends.

John: Sorry to disappoint you.

Meg: I can see where your boys get there good looks. But considering what they say about you, I thought you'd be taller.

22.    S01E22 (Devil’s Trapt) 

Dean: Hey, what's happening, is there a fire?

Fireman: We're figuring that out right now. Just stay back.

Dean: Well, I've got a yorkie upstairs and he pees when he's nervous. 

so that's  it...complete 1st season my fav quotes...i dun really care if ppl say i am obsessed...i do what i like  to do and  really..i  they dont call me die hard fan  for nothing rite?? 

bbl later with 2nd season..^^