so last few days afternoon she called me and one of the thing is that instead calling me "Atul", she start calling me "Crystal" and actually nothing wrong with that except i expecting this Crystal-calling is in the virtual world only so when ppl call me "Crystal" in real world s really kindda weird... it's not like ppl never called me that, in fact my seniors call me Crystal, so somehow i'm okay with that just she know me and call me by my real name for like 7 years now and suddenly she start calling me "Crystal" (and sometimes she called me Crysty) is way like "u just know me for few days" ~sigh~
the conversation is kindda goes like this
"Crysty?"
"Huh? who?"
"Aku la... W****, tapi skunk orang panggil aku Wendy (bukan nama sebenar)"
"OIC.. okay.. nape?"
"brape lama dah ko balik?? x cakap pon ngan aku!! jom kua!!"
"hmm.. bile nak kua?"
"skunk la.. aku amek ko.. siap cepat!! dah sampai depan umah aku call... bye!!"
and actually memandankan saye sorang manusia yang
~sigh~ memang x boleh elak
so saye siap2 n step out.. she's waiting inside her new car... but saye malas nak tanya coz i know her nature, she'll tell u even if u not ask and then... (guess what ~~ i saw that coming)
"still use that old Kancil?"
"mhmm, ko sihat?"
nah setepek!! orang nak taw sangat hubby saye kan?? ni avatar saye ngan beliau!! hahah!! kidding ^^~ |
"xde lah.. malas nak klua"
"kenapa? ko x keje ke?"
"malas la... ko dah abes study kan?"
"aah.. aku grad n ade dip.. ko ni plak bila nak abes?? lame dah ko bertapa ngan buku x nampak pon agi ko ngan topi kotak"
"insyaALLAH next year... mmng la lama.. abes matric aku amik degree, matric dlu pon 2 taun"
"owh.. macam buang masa je kan? btw, what do u think of my new car?"
"this one? nice"
"well bila ko nak beli keta sendiri? ehh macam mana hubby ko?"
"aku x keja lagi, no way aku nak suh my parents got me a car after everything... hubby ape plak?"
"aku baca blog ko.. my-beloved-hubby"
"huhuhu... that's fictional.. u dont believe everything u read"
"ko tipu lah? abes tu ngan lagu2 pe sumer tu pe cer?"
"owh.. mamat tu just my "hubby" kat internet.. not more than that"
"and y u have hubby on the internet but not in real?"
"livin my life the way i wanted... kenapa ko kindda excited to know?"
"saje je, bf aku nak masuk meminang pasni.. ala yang satu klas ngan kita dulu.."
"huh? si ****ph ke? bukan dia pun baru abis grad ke?"
"ye la.. nape ko jeles ke? ye la daripada ko sorang pon xnak baik lagi aku...hahah"
"xde makne der aku nak jeles...lagipon i have my own point of view... kita nak pegi mana ni?"
"kita makan kat Domino's je la.. kalu makan mahal2 takut ko x mampu plak..hahah!!"
"0_o??"
so pastu i'm kindda keep everything 2 myself.. i mean come on!! awak ajak saye kelua just to kick me?? WTF??
so masa kat Domino's she done almost all the talking (how could i??) n something yang buat saye rase she really that desperate to bring herself up coz she thinks i'm overshadow her
"ape la ko wat mase sem break ko ni..xkan layan "hubby" je kot"?
"Supernatural marathon, main ngan adik aku, driver x bergaji, men air kat swimming pool... macam2 la.."
"macam bosan je hidup cam2.."
"hahha!! x la gak... alah bisa tegal biasa..karang aku busy cam PM kang xde mase nak wat sume2 ni"
nangis guling2 agaknye kalu dorang taw dorang x belakon dlm season 9!! huahaha |
"yup...dah abes pun... tgh tunggu season baru"
"kazen aku bagi Supernatural Season 9 skunk.. boleh la.. makin bosan la citer dia..."
(this time kalu Jensen Ackles dengar memang dia gulin2 la gelak)" really..wow aku pon tengok season 6 baru"
"ko ni lambat.. that's y la slalu ketinggalan"
(senyum) "maybe la kot..hahaha!! boleh la ko bagi aku kan??"
"errr... kazen aku download.. nntilah aku tanya ye.."
"okay ^^~"
so habis acara makan i told her that i need to be back home soon coz tugas supir x bergaji ni mana pernah habis (actually x sanggup nak dengar dia berlagak macam2 lagi)
and after she drop me home i started laughing coz seriously, she make fool of herself like BIG TIME!
belum masuk mengaku "me n Aaron Aziz used to go out together" LOL!!
mentang2 lah saye x ambik taw perkembangan dunia hiburan Malaysia.. xkan la nak bodohkan saye camtu skali.. agak2 lah.. mamat tu kan tengah top 1 Malaya.. xkan saye x kenal?? pemain bola Malaysia yang dulu saye x amek port pon boleh saye kenal (x sumer la) inikan pulak Aaron Aziz yang tiap2 petang klua TV.. hahaha!!
and seriously SUPERNATURAL SEASON 9???? damn girl u talking 2 die hard friend here!! hahaha!!!
well that's all peeps!! selamat berpuasa!! papai!!!!
EErrrr,.cm nk befren ajew ngan kwn ko tue!.hahahaha
ReplyDeletepastu kutuk balek just the way she treated u..
setakat black perdana tue?..xheran lah..
g0t AUDI in my garaj,senyap ajew..
btw,she jus dip..u degree comin so0n..u lagi bijak lah!
kahkahkah!!!